The class forms into working groups.
I take my new MacBook from my bag and place it on the table in anticipation of doing work.
I open the laptop.
“What a cute little baby”, says the female student to my left.
“Yes. And it’s only about 4 days old”, I reply, trying to remember if I bought it on Saturday or Sunday. (It is 4 days old.)
“Oh. I love babies”, glees the female student opposite. “Can I see it?”
“Here it is”, I say, pointing at the MacBook.
“Oh”, she replies looking totally disappointed at a pleasure only anticipated, and never fulfilled.